Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns
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  2. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

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  1. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

  2. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  3. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

  4. When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

  5. Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does...

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